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GIMFL
Scientists Postulate Theoretical Down Before First Down
NEW YORK—Citing the extremely low level
of entropy present before a normal set of football downs, scientists
from the GIMFL's quantum mechanics and cosmology laboratories spoke
Monday of a theoretical proto-down before the first. "Ultimately, we
believe there are an infinite number of proto-downs played before the
first visible snap," lead GIMFL scientist Dr. Oliver Claussen said
during a press conference, adding that the very last yocto-down is a
by-product of leftover fourth downs from this universe, as well as
those from a theoretical universe running |
along an arrow of time concurrent to
our own. "It is our goal to isolate this microscopic down using
a highly volatile electron beam with a physical isolation resolution
of 500 angstroms or better. If all goes well, we can make this down
available, and NFL teams will have one more chance to attain
additional yards, a new set of downs, or even score." Claussen later
stated that those in the field who talk of a fifth down after the
fourth are only encouraging the practice of bad science
New Owners come to Gridiron!
Please welcome
Rich Harris as the newest GIMFL member. Rich is taking over the former
Topeka franchise, due to Russ Granberry's resignation. Many of us know
Rich from STHFL, where he is the coach of the
Philadelphia Eagles. You may contact Rich at
rwhcard55@yahoo. com
New Website
Check for errors
check your owner info to make sure it is correct. This is a new site
and there's bound to be errors
Gridiron Girls
We have a new
addition to the site this season. "Gridiron Girls" will be updated
with a new pic of the week, every week. Of course we will be keeping
in mind that some of us have families and little ones running around.
Rest assured it will never be graphic.
Owner
dedication and interaction
The GIMFL is one
of the long-standing Action PC Football leagues on the internet. A lot
of work goes into this league from several people. Files, and website
duties require a lot of time. We appreciate your time as well by
writing articles, visitin this website and of course playing your game
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Cheerleading the Way!
Lead the way in writing team articles. Your password and username is already
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may change. We may find ways to reward those who do so.
The Draft is Over
Week in books
We had a great first week with every game being played liive head to head.
Keep up the good work!
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